like, WHO WOULD WANT SOMEONE TO DO THIS FOR THEM?
YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME, DUDE. WHAT IF I DON’T WANT TO WEAR THAT DRESS!? IT LOOKS LIKE LINGERIE, AND ALSO POSSIBLY MADE OUT OF AN EASILY-WRINKLEABLE MATERIAL
DO YOU KNOW WHO WILL END UP IRONING IT? NOT YOU, OF COURSE.
Why do so many girls want guys to buy them an outfit and make them wear it on a date?
Excuse me, we are not playing “dress up your girlfriend.”
Homeboy, you don’t know what I like to wear. And if I’ve never tried that dress on before, there is a 80% chance I will hate it on myself, so you need to step off and let me try on 50 different outfits before I decide what I like.
I want a boy who would hold my hand in line at the mall & make all the girls jealous. I want someone who would sing to me at random moments. Someone who is more goofy than romantic. A boy who would throw stuffed animals at me when I’m acting dumb. Someone who would bet me kisses that he could beat me at all the old playstation games and then let me win. A guy who would make fun of me just to hear my laugh. He’d play with my hair all the time & surprise me with 25 cent rings. Someone who I could share lollipops with & lay on a blanket with to count the stars. We’d buy tons of disposable cameras to take the silliest pictures of each other & squirt water guns at each other in the house. But mostly ; some who would be my best friend & would never break my heart. He would just always make me smile
Submitted by love-tragedy
IF MY BOYFRIEND HELD MY HAND IN LINE AT THE MALL, I WOULD BE LIKE, PUT YOUR HANDS TO USE AND HOLD ALL THIS SHIT IM TRYING TO BUY. IF HE THREW STUFFED ANIMALS AT ME I WOULD PROBABLY PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE. I WOULD KICK HIS ASS AT PLAYSTATION GAMES AND IF HE LET ME WIN I WOULD BE LIKE, FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE. IF HE PLAYED WITH MY HAIR ALL THE TIME I’D BE LIKE, MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO MAKE MY CURLS LOOK LIKE THIS!? SPEND YOUR DOLLAR ON SOME M&M’S FOR ME BROTHA, AND NOT SOME BULLSHIT PLASTIC RING THAT I WILL NEVER WEAR. IF HE WANTED TO SHARE A LOLLIPOP, I’D BE ALL, BITCH,GET YOUR OWN I DON’T WANT MONO. BUYING A SHITTON OF DISPOSABLE CAMERAS ISN’T SUSTAINABLE- APPLE INVENTED PHOTOBOOTH FOR A FUCKING REASON. ALSO MY MOTHER WOULD BEAT MY ASS IF WE SQUIRTED WATER GUNS IN THE HOUSE. I WOULD JUST LIKE A BOYFRIEND WHO IS NOT A TOTAL IDIOT, THANKS.