Reason #83647832 why I love knitting
Because when you knit something for someone, you can’t be angry or upset, or else all of the bad feelings will go into what you’re making. You have to be happy and full of lots of love :) Thus, according to logical logic, knitting makes you happy.
Dear men of the world,
At what point in our conversation did I imply that I would enjoy hearing about your ex-girlfriend and all the great times you had together?
Never? Oh yes thats right. Never.
Sincerely,
Not trying to get involved with people still hung up on their exes thank you very much
Why oh why do I drink coffee when I KNOW it’s going to make me feel like shit?
It’s like every time, I fool myself into thinking it will work out.
NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, MY RELATIONSHIP WITH COFFE IS A LOT LIKE MY RELATIONSHIPS WITH MEN.
reasons i need to watch this week’s fringe again:
- to see olivia awkwardly try to be kind to lincoln and to see the panicky “HOW DO YOU FRIENDSHIP” expressions flash over her face when he tells her he is fine and not freaking out
- to see astrid be amazing and better than everyone at everything ever
- okay so astrid only has like a minute of screentime but she is still better than the best
- walter/children bffs for life
- i still can’t get over how fine olivia is. like—her reaction to ostensibly hallucinating peter is so different from walter’s. walter is like “LOL BRB LOBOTOMIZING MYSELF” and olivia is like “well i guess i’ll run some facial recognition or something i mean whatever”
- it is imperative that i view every instance of physical contact between olivia and lincoln and overanalyze it because of reasons
- i was kind of word-vomiting to asra yesterday about how it took olivia like a season (or more) to even vaguely open up to peter (i mean even after they start macking on each other’s faces she’s pretty closed off) and how she has super crazy, easy, flawless chemistry with lincoln and it’s like wow we are 3 episodes into this season, three episodes into her knowing who this dude is, and she’s like hey bro let me comfort you it’s gonna be fine everything will be all right let me tell you about when i lost my partner it was pretty tough if you ever need to talk i’m here is this condescending because i can’t tell i don’t know how to do this but whatever it’s fine i’m glad you’re okay let me just stare awkwardly at you for a little while oh there are dead bodies for us to look at? THANK GOD
- and then lincoln almost dies and he’s just like DO YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT IT?
- and then i die
(via afraidtobelieve-)
I want a boy who would hold my hand in line at the mall & make all the girls jealous. I want someone who would sing to me at random moments. Someone who is more goofy than romantic. A boy who would throw stuffed animals at me when I’m acting dumb. Someone who would bet me kisses that he could beat me at all the old playstation games and then let me win. A guy who would make fun of me just to hear my laugh. He’d play with my hair all the time & surprise me with 25 cent rings. Someone who I could share lollipops with & lay on a blanket with to count the stars. We’d buy tons of disposable cameras to take the silliest pictures of each other & squirt water guns at each other in the house. But mostly ; some who would be my best friend & would never break my heart. He would just always make me smile
Submitted by love-tragedy
(via kceezy)
IF MY BOYFRIEND HELD MY HAND IN LINE AT THE MALL, I WOULD BE LIKE, PUT YOUR HANDS TO USE AND HOLD ALL THIS SHIT IM TRYING TO BUY. IF HE THREW STUFFED ANIMALS AT ME I WOULD PROBABLY PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE. I WOULD KICK HIS ASS AT PLAYSTATION GAMES AND IF HE LET ME WIN I WOULD BE LIKE, FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE. IF HE PLAYED WITH MY HAIR ALL THE TIME I’D BE LIKE, MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO MAKE MY CURLS LOOK LIKE THIS!? SPEND YOUR DOLLAR ON SOME M&M’S FOR ME BROTHA, AND NOT SOME BULLSHIT PLASTIC RING THAT I WILL NEVER WEAR. IF HE WANTED TO SHARE A LOLLIPOP, I’D BE ALL, BITCH,GET YOUR OWN I DON’T WANT MONO. BUYING A SHITTON OF DISPOSABLE CAMERAS ISN’T SUSTAINABLE- APPLE INVENTED PHOTOBOOTH FOR A FUCKING REASON. ALSO MY MOTHER WOULD BEAT MY ASS IF WE SQUIRTED WATER GUNS IN THE HOUSE. I WOULD JUST LIKE A BOYFRIEND WHO IS NOT A TOTAL IDIOT, THANKS.
Is it bad that I’m really upset about the ending?
I’m one of those people that clutches myself as I yell at the tv screen “CAN’T YOU SEE THAT SHE IS EVIL!OLIVIA FROM THE OTHER UNIVERSE!?”
OKAY!?
Quin says he liked it because this means that Liv will have to “develop her powers” to get home, but I don’t like it because I’m a sucker and the worst part about it is that evil!olivia is over there with peter and Liv (Queen of my heart) is not. And god she looked so sad in the end, like she knew there was no one to help her, and that Peter was in danger, and sdlfjdshfjskd gahh FEELING EXPLOSION.
I just….just…need troo luv and sap and stuff, and yes I got ONE SCENE, but it’s not enough if there’s no happily ever after!!!!!!! Curse you J.J. Abrams. I really want to hate you right now but I can’t because you gave me Lost, and this was my own personal decision to replace the hole in my heart with a new show to be obsessed over.
I need Chuck to come back so I can have some cheese in my life, and I need NCIS for the “WAY HE LOOKS AT HER” moments :) At least they won’t fail me….I hope.
