Why do so many girls want guys to buy them an outfit and make them wear it on a date?

Excuse me, we are not playing “dress up your girlfriend.”

Homeboy, you don’t know what I like to wear.  And if I’ve never tried that dress on before, there is a 80% chance I will hate it on myself, so you need to step off and let me try on 50 different outfits before I decide what I like.